Saturday, 7 September 2013

Below are four (4 ) questions and a
bonus question.
You have to answer them instantly
You can’t take your time, answer all
of them immediately . OK?
Let’s find out just how clever
youreally are….
Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)
First Question: You are participating
in a race. You overtake the second
person. What position are you in?
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Answer: If you answered that you are
first, then you are absolutely wrong!
If you overtake the second person
and you take his place, you are
second!
Try not to screw up next time. Now
answer the second question, but
don’t take as muchtime as you took
for the first question, OK ?
Second Question: If you overtake the
last person, then you are…?
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Answer: If you answered that you are
second to last, then you are wrong
again. Tell me, how can you overtake
the LAST person?
You’re not very good at this, are you?
Third Question: Very tricky
arithmetic! Note: This must be done
in your head only . Do NOT use paper
and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add
another1000 . Now add 30 . Add
another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add
another 1000 . Now add 10. What is
the total?
Scroll down for answer…..
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.Did you get 5000 ?
The correct answer is actually 4100.
If you don’t believe it, check it with a
calculator! Today is definitely not
your day, is it? Maybe you’ll get the
last question right…. Maybe.
Fourth Question: Mary’s father has
five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3.
Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of
the fifth daughter?
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.Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course
it isn’t. Her name is Mary.Read the
question again!
Okay, now the bonus round:
A mute person goes into a shop and
wants tobuy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his
teeth he successfully expresses
himself tothe shopkeeper and the
purchase isdone. Next, a blind man
comes into the shop who wants to
buy a pair of sunglasses; how does
HE indicate what he wants?
Answer : He just has to open his
mouth and ask… It’s really very
simple

Monday, 2 September 2013

Knowledge Quotes

Information is not knowledge.
Albert Einstein 

A people without the knowledge of their past history, origin and culture is like a tree without roots.
Marcus Garvey 

Perplexity is the beginning of knowledge.
Khalil Gibran 

Opinion is the medium between knowledge and ignorance.
Plato 

Sunday, 1 September 2013

An unmarried man wrote his status on facebook as:
“Wanted wife”

2 girls liked it.

And 10000 men commented
“Meri leja”

Hindi Joke :)

Non- Hindi users please use Google Translate.

बचपन की मासूमियत!
एक छात्र ने परीक्षा में सारे सवालों के जवाब दिए,
फिर भी फेल हो गया।
सवाल: टीपू सुल्तान की मृत्यु किस युद्ध में हुई थी?
जवाब: उनके आखिरी युद्ध में।
सवाल: गंगा किस स्टेट में बहती है?
जवाब: लिक्विड स्टेट में।
सवाल: महात्मा गांधी का जन्म कब हुआ था?
जवाब: उनके जन्मदिन के दिन।
सवाल: 15 अगस्त को क्या होता है?
जवाब: 15 अगस्त।
सवाल: 6 लोगों के बीच 8 आम कैसे बांटे?
जवाब: मैंगो शेक बनाकर।

Jeeto: Why do you wear specs whenever I come ?

Santa: The doctor told me to wear them whenever I see signs of headache!

Oxygen proposed magnesium and all her friends shouted "OMg"!!

:)

A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.

A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.

A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND...